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  • Hello beautifuls, My name is Ashley, and I'm kind of sort of relatively new, but not that new. I never really reblog or post those hipster gorgeous girls because when I see them, I feel really bad about myself, and I don't want any of my followers to feel like that. Also, I don't post or reblog things of people calling people ugly/fat because when people call me those things, I feel really bad. Shit, this is sounding all sentimental. Okay, My blog isn't like that, it's just a bunch of random shit that i like. Mostly humorous, because without humor, where the fuck would i be? Anyway, enjoy loves <3 //
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  • Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
  • Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.
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you must reblog every sunday

Reblogging, Just because it’s sunday

Three minutes past. I could’ve avoided this lul.

It is Sunday. Therefore, it is relevant.

every sunday
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